HONEY BADGERS
Honey badgers are one of the most violent and feared animals on the planet. They’re like land sharks. Land sharks that can fly. They are flying land sharks that shit out honey. The honey badgers ordered a cull of the honey bees in order to take over their hives and keep all the honey from themselves. Honey badgers only eat Golden Grahams, which means human children have to sometimes eat shit cereals like Bran Flakes. If you’re not sure what a honey badger looks like, it looks like Jade Goody’s pussy (before she died).
