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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #67

Lily’s post-sex selfie is straight up brutal.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go.

andweeoff

And we’re off…

 

wordttolveeby

Words to live by

ohshutup

Oh shut the fuck up

naildit

Nailed it

fairpoint

Fair point

waytohameyourdogtinydik

Way to shame your doga and his microdick

impreivelyhealthyouttlook1

impreivelyhealthyouttlook2

Actually seems a healthy approach

takeabowon

Take a bow son

1classychick

Classy

 

nocompatall1 nocompatall2

Fellas, your competition this week isn’t much competition at all

wut000

Wut?

noturewhatwenttwronghere

Not sure what went wrong here

 

tttt

Your weekly reminder you would swipe right on a TS and be none the wiser

ttttttandagin

And again

quality

This one’s 100% female, promise

 

worthatry

Worth a shot

hatters

Watch out for them hatters

doeheveenhvehand

How do we know she even has hands?

jalapenobi

The answer is ‘jalapeno business’ (sigh)

hruug

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ouch00

Ouch

jackettfunny

That army jacket doesn’t look very funny to me

aaandwedunnnnnnnn

Aaaaaand we’re done

Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.


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