Ten Reasons Why You Should Go And Kill A Badger Right Now

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HUMANS DON’T WANT TO EAT BADGER

Badger Protest

Humans don’t wanna eat badger. Unless of course, when they’re drunk and they take a fat one home and go head first into her badger-esque vagina. Of course most fat human vaginas look like roadkill badger rather than live ones. Five thousand badgers are apparently going to be massacred over the next few days, which will lead to badger meat ending up in kebab houses and supermarkets and therefore – the human food chain. Humans don’t want to eat badger, because there aren’t as many badger puns as there are horse puns for Twitter users to make jokes about.

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