TWERKING BADGERS
Badgers are to blame for twerking. Twerking is that thing that Miley Cyrus did while dressed as Madonna’s slutty cousin at the VMAs. Badgers are spreading TB (Twerking Badgers) across the countryside and this craze has caused the wildlife to go crazy. Squirrels are emptying their nuts instead of burying them, the deer are breaking all their stupid gangly legs by trying to imitate it and pheasants are said to be doing it because they’re game for a laugh. If countryside twerking doesn’t stop soon, it may lead to the deaths of thousands of innocent animals.
