It's been a roaring success.
The perfect gift.
What a company.
The Hunger Games of the dating world.
Raising a dog can be ruff.
2016 just got dumber.
It was always going to happen.
Believe it or not, 'professional shoplifter' is not a real profession.
If even your mum isn't supporting you then you're probably doing something wrong.
It seems like all the impossible future technology we dreamed of as a kid is finally being invented.