Who would have thought?
He's just like you and me.
The force is in crisis.
Violence in the West Country.
Surely there are other ways to test that?
Everything is more brutal in super slow motion.
"Once in my cell I was pleasantly surprised by the cleanliness and décor."
How did she manage that?
Yes, Jet is still unbelievably attractive.
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