This was a bad idea.
There's your lockdown fix.
Just give up already.
Someone call social services, ASAP.
War Machine admits he's losing the plot in prison.
Worst lyrics of all time?
"Roses are red/ I found a man in our bed"
What a punderful title. Read this poem and re-establish faith in today's youth.
Danny Dyer reads reflective poetry in a pastiche of his own "hard man" programmes - what a don.
Watch this Brooklyn poet roll around in a kiddie pool filled with milk whilst tearfully reciting sexy poetry to a group of...
OCD clearly isn't much fun and neither is getting dumped by your girlfriend. This guy manages to sum up both of these...