The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #82
“If you’ve got wine and onion rings I will shag you.”
“If you’ve got wine and onion rings I will shag you.”
“£10 and I will FaceTime your friends and tell them we had great sex.”
“I’m doing a tally of penis sizes, wanna weigh in?”
“They don’t call me ‘twerkmoney’ for nothing.”
“I gag when I brush my teeth, so don’t get too excited.”
“It’s all fun and games until I hook up with your dad.”
“I’ll beg you to act like Donald Trump while I make you a sandwich.”
“Give me wine and I’ll pole dance.”
If you’re looking for love, get online tonight.