The ultimate form of protection.
Give the elderly and the veterans the blowjobs they deserve.
Hero of the week.
Barred for life.
Oh deer, oh deer.
Never going to work out.
KFC is known for being finger lickin' good, but when your meal consists of chicken brains it probably isn't quite the same.
Brian Wilson is some crappy league one defender playing for Oldham who has spent his whole career in the lower leagues and...