Imagine applying to adopt a puppy and receiving this response.
'Joss Whedon was a vampire.'
He's been suffering for weeks without help.
Proof that even the baddest men on the planet were once little cherubic angels like the rest of us.
Heaven is a place on Earth.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Standard.
All kinds of wrong.
The moment we've all been waiting for.
What the hell is this guy blathering on about?
Genius.
Fresh from winning the F1 championship, there's only one thing on Lewis Hamilton's mind.
The best and baddest vampire slayers this side of Transylvania all in one list.