No it's not your hungover ritual on a Sunday morning, the Masturbate-a-thon is an actual event that yup, involves a lot of...
This video alone is enough to make Stan Lee spin in his eagerly awaiting grave. Here's what would happen if you leave...
Google Street View has just become more awesome. Now, Google Underwater Maps allows you to dive under the ocean and chill out...
Really, REALLY bad.
Rich kids and Instagram. Two of my least favourite things. Combine them and what do you get? A bunch of pictures that...
Jimmy Bullard is hanging up his boots. SickChirpse bid a polite farewell to the most insane footballer since Gazza, as they celebrate...
Death Grips release new album, label doesn't like it and shuts down the band's website. Band post free links to album, anyway....
What happens when you host a 16 day beer festival that sells nothing less than 6% strength beer in litre jugs? This...
As we all welcome the month of October, we discuss ways of surviving the new anti-smoking initiative, Stoptober.
The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is well know throughout the world for it's discrimination against women, but they've really hit a nerve...
Everyone's favourite Dragon is currently undergoing tests in hospital over a suspected heart attack. Sick Chirpse wishes him a quick recovery.
Fabrizio Miccoli was once on the brink of signing for Birmingham City. That seems kind of crazy when he seems to score...
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ditching Cowabunga? Say it ain't so. You'll be even more disappointed/perplexed when you hear its replacement.
And you thought heading for Match.com was the lowest you could sink? Prepare yourself to meet an unemployed honey or hand out...
Companies have been training their staff for an obviously realistic 'zombie apocalypse' scenario.
The Glasgow 2014 mascot is shit but is it as shit as the rest? We take to dem interwebz to find out...
BREAKING NEWS: Justin Bieber is pregnant. After a few months of hiding his pregnancy, Justin Bieber can no longer hide his symptoms.
An InterRail trip to Italy is dominated by Giovanni, the obsessive-compulsive host, along with a whole array of bizarre hostel guests, not...
These two guys get kicks out of filming themselves throwing Molotov cocktails against their Grandparent's house.
When you're feeling horny and alone and want to engage in a little sex talk via the blower, just remember to check...
Bana tried it and fucked it. Edward Norton was solid but Marvel fucked him. Has Mark Ruffalo got what it takes to...
In order to promote FIFA '13, Snoop Dogg/Lion was asked to show everyone his soccer skills. Unfortunately he completely sucked.
A pop up shop in Smithfield meat market in London has started selling human flesh.
If you're performing a sexy strip routine on a webcam you probably don't want the curtain to fall down and a couple...
Saints demoralise Villa. Utd win at Anfield. Chelsea top the league. Newcastle get a clean sheet. Lescott is still ugly as fvck....
Bagel Heading is a mental new body modification craze in Japan that makes you look as if you've had a bagel inserted...
Coder 'abexomotron1' has modded Skyrim so that the guards bust out the massive internet viral sensation catchy/shitty pop riff: Gangnam Style.
The natural miracle of Samuel L Jackson's face has never been understood ... until now! He doesn't age. His face doesn't change....
Red Bull are sending Felix Baumgartner to the edge of the atmosphere only to jump back to earth with nothing but his...
Batman_LDN is at it again, this week turning his attention to Olympic cyclist Victoria Pendleton.
