POLICE INSPECTOR HARRY CALLAGHAN
- Film: Dirty Harry (10)
- Loneliness: 7
- Results Gotten Whilst not Playing by Rules: 10
- Substance Abuse: 3
- Deadness of Wife: 9
- Bursting into Tears Potential: -5
- Use of the Term “Shitbird”: 7
- Likelihood of Falling in Love with Prostitute: 1
- Likelihood of Killing Self: 1
- Likelihood of Being Shitcanned off the Case: 9
- Walking Around Naked for No Reason Potential: 0
- Likelihood of Offering to Fight Gary Busey on his Partner’s Lawn to Prove Some Weird Point, Even Though he’s Already Arrested Him and the Film Should be Over: 6
- Likelihood of Pulling Over Two Teenage Girls and Forcing Them to Mime Oral Sex As He Stands Outside the Car Masturbating: 0
- Edgy Cop Wisdom: “When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher’s knife and a hard on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross.” (10)
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