OFFICER MARION COBRETTI
- Film: Cobra (-17)
- Loneliness: 5
- Results Gotten Whilst Not Playing by Rules: 7
- Substance Abuse: 0
- Deadness of Wife: 0
- Bursting into Tears Potential: 1
- Use of the Term “Shitbird”: 4
- Likelihood of Falling in Love with Prostitute: 2
- Likelihood of Killing Self: (An unfortunate) 0
- Likelihood of Being Shitcanned off the Case: 7
- Walking Around Naked for No Reason Potential: 4
- Likelihood of Offering to Fight Gary Busey on his Partner’s Lawn to Prove Some Weird Point, Even Though he’s Already Arrested Him and the Film Should be Over: 6
- Likelihood of Pulling Over Two Teenage Girls and Forcing Them to Mime Oral Sex As He Stands Outside the Car Masturbating: 0
- Edgy Cop Wisdom: “You’re a disease. I’m the cure.” (9)
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