SERGEANT MARTIN RIGGS
- Film: Lethal Weapon (7)
- Loneliness: 8
- Results Gotten Whilst not Playing by Rules: 8
- Substance Abuse: 7
- Deadness of Wife: 10
- Bursting into Tears Potential: 9
- Use of the Term “Shitbird”: 7
- Likelihood of Falling in Love with Prostitute: 7
- Likelihood of Killing Self: 9
- Likelihood of Being Shitcanned off the Case: 7
- Walking Around Naked for No Reason Potential: 9
- Likelihood of Offering to Fight Gary Busey on his Partner’s Lawn to Prove Some Weird Point, Even Though he’s Already Arrested Him and the Film Should be Over: 10
- Likelihood of Pulling Over Two Teenage Girls and Forcing Them to Mime Oral Sex As He Stands Outside the Car Masturbating: 2
- Edgy Cop Wisdom: “Hate him (God) back. It works for me.” (9)
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