5 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Asda
The other day someone was kicked out of Asda for shopping while wearing a Nazi uniform. Here’s 5 things you should definitely avoid doing in-store if you don’t want to be shown the exit.
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VIDEO: The Worst Thief Of All Time
This idiot is undoubtedly the worst thief of all time. Watch his attempt at jacking someone go hilariously wrong.
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Just The Two Of Us: Portraits Of Cosplay Enthusiasts In Their Homes
Halloween may be over, but these cosplay (costume play) enthusiasts won’t be ditching the outfits anytime soon. In ‘Just The Two Of Us’, photographer Klaus Pichler gains access to the cosplayers’ homes to document them in costume as they go about the backdrop of their everyday lives.
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VIDEO: Thieves Try To Steal Banksy Art In New York, Stopped By Public
Some dudes tried to steal Banksy’s final piece in New York yesterday, but were stopped by members of the public who also caught the whole thing on video.
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American Sportscaster Presents The News As Ron Burgundy
We were fully ready to hate on this sportscaster’s impression of Ron Burgundy, but it actually turned out to be surprisingly good.
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Nicki Minaj Dressed Up As Herself For Halloween (NSFW)
Miley Cyrus’ Halloween outfit just got power bombed into second place in our Halloween costume power rankings after Nicki Minaj threw these pics online.
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Forbes Lists Vladimir Putin As Most Powerful Person In The World, Ahead of Obama
Forbes magazine has released its top 10 most powerful people in the world list for 2013, and they’ve placed Vladimir Putin ahead of Obama. Is this a slap in the face for the Leader of the Free World?
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VIDEO: Photoshop Time Lapse Exposes Unrealistic Expectations Of Beauty
Check out this brilliant, though-provoking time lapse piece which will make you realise just how much Photoshop is utilised in promoting unrealistic expectations of beauty in society.
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This Prank Johnny Knoxville’s Dad Used To Play On Him Explains A Lot
This disturbing prank Johnny Knoxville’s dad used to play on him really goes some way to explaining why the Jackass frontman is the way he is.
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Red Bull Faces First Wrongful Death Lawsuit
We’ve all heard a few Red Bull horror stories in our time. Well the energy drink is now facing its first actual wrong death lawsuit after a man who drank it regularly died after chugging a can while playing basketball.
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VIDEO: Lady Gaga Gets Naked On Stage At London Concert (NSFW)
Remember when it was a big deal for celebrities to get naked? Here’s Lady Gaga stripping off again, this time on stage in London. NSFW.
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Facebook Knows Which Couples Are Going To Break Up
Facebook says they know the formula to determine which couples are going to break up. Find out what it is.
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VIDEO: Leopard Vs Massive Python In South Africa
Where’s David Attenborough when you need him? Here’s a couple of tense showdowns between leopards and a massive pythons on game reserves in South Africa. Who wins?
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Check Out The Best Halloween Costumes Of 2013
What’s everyone dressing up as for Halloween? Here are some creative and not-so-creative ideas…
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What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Part 1
Welcome to What Could Go Wrong? Part 1, the first of new series featuring plenty of dumb ideas going disastrously wrong. Think of it as You’ve Been Framed – Sick Chirpse style.
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Classy Mugshots From The 1920s
You don’t see many people suited and booted in mugshots nowadays, but back in the 1920s criminals liked to look their Sunday best.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Selfies At Funerals
Should you feel ashamed for laughing at these? Probably.
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Chinese Bachelor Cuts Off Penis Because He Wants To Stop Thinking About Sex
A Chinese bachelor on a cold streak cut off his penis because he wanted to stop thinking about sex. He then cycled all the way to the hospital but mindlessly left his penis at home.
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Top 5 Animals We Could Take In A Fight
Which ‘dangerous’ animal could you take in a fight? Have you ever fought an animal to the death? We decided to compile a list of dangerous animals we’d feel fairly confident in taking on should the situation ever arise. Here’s Top 5 Animals We Could Take In A Fight.
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The Most Devastating Wrestling Move In Pro Wrestling History
We present to you the most vicious, devastating and brutal finishing move in the history of pro wrestling.
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How Professional Hitchhikers Make Money In Indonesia
The congestion and road chaos in Indonesia has spawned a profitable new professional for its poor – professional hitchhiking.
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Promoter Puts On R. Kelly Halloween Concert, Brings Out R. Kelly Impersonator Instead
A gig promoter duped fans into buying tickets to an R. Kelly halloween concert, then sent out a shitty R. Kelly impersonator in his place.
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GTA V Online Gamer Flirts With Stripper, Doesn’t Realise Lobby Can Hear Him
Turns out when you’re complimenting strippers in GTA V everyone in the lobby can hear you. Here’s a recording of a kid showering a stripper with compliments, then berating her after their session.
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UK Navy Attacks Somali Pirates With Britney Spears Songs
The UK Navy have been blasting out Britney Spears tunes to fend off Somali pirates. Guess which of her songs is proving the most effective?
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Read The Final Two Pages Of Breaking Bad’s ‘Felina’ Series Finale Screenplay
If you’ve seen Breaking Bad up to its explosive end and are still slightly obsessed, the last two pages of the script to the final episode might be of interest to you.
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Forget Dan Bilzerian, Here Are The Real 5 Richest Poker Players
If you don’t want to face the 9-to-5 grind, but…
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Art Student Plans To Lose Anal Virginity Publicly For ‘Art Project’
Art student Clayton Pettet is planning on losing his anal virginity in the name of an ‘art project’.
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Stupid Yanks Proves They’re Dumber Than First Thought By Inappropriate Racist Halloween Costumes
This is without a doubt the dumbest halloween costume we’ve ever seen.
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Man Turns Life Savings Into Gold, Dumps It To Keep Wife From Getting It During Divorce
You can’t beat crazy – read about how one man turned his life savings into gold and dumped them in a landfill to keep his wife from getting a penny during their divorce.
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RIP Giant George — The World’s Tallest Dog
RIP Giant George – the world’s tallest dog. Here are some photos of the big fella and a video of him babysitting.
