6. IT IS ILLEGAL TO DIE IN PARLIAMENT: MYTH

It turns out that dying in Parliament is not a problem. This is fantastic news for my Prime Minister’s Questions mêlée idea, they’ll just have to do it without armour.

This myth arises from the also mythical claim that anyone who dies in Parliament is entitled to a state funeral — if this were true Guy Fawkes would have been sent off with the respect he deserved. Because of the cost and effort surrounding a state funeral — which are normally reserved for Kings and Queens, as well as those special people who the nation holds close to their heart, like Margaret Thatcher — non monarchs/neoliberal-devil-women were thought to have been rushed off the premises to die elsewhere.

Furiously wanking in Parliament is fine as well.