The most protected man on the planet.
Unfortunately the President wasn't in residence.
It doesn't look as if he'll be able to.
Grow up already.
Make America pen free again.
Michelle Obama needs a new bodyguard.
You would think you would probably be able to tell if something was sarcastic just by looking at it, but the U.S....
A former MI5 agent has annoyed colleagues by trying to sell an exclusive watch made especially for staff at MI5 on eBay.