He's fooling no one.
When you're old, you do what you want.
It will probably make you never want to have sex again.
No one in history has given less of a fuck than this guy.
Denver kicked off massively over the weekend as they could finally celebrate 4/20 without any crusty cops trying to spoil their fun.
This sounds like way more fun than any retirement home I've ever been in.
How many people have you seen water-ski and break-dance simultaneously? Were any of then granddads?
Here's Action Bronson rapping to a group of OAPs in East London, in the most surreal video you'll see today.
Watch these two nonagenarians put your out-of-shape ass to shame by racing each other in an 100 metre dash.