Till death do us part, baby.
Even Jihadists need advice sometimes.
Hard as nails.
Like something out of an action movie.
If you don't want to die, don't join a terrorist organisation.
This might be upsetting viewing for some.
Does Boris Johnson actually know what he's doing?
Whoops - Al-Qaeda-linked Syrian rebels ask for 'understanding and forgiveness' after mistakenly decapitating the wrong person.