The whole time his family thought he was at uni, Menhaz Zaman was gaming and hanging out in shopping centres.
Banter, booze, boobs and brawls.
He made a real impression with his order.
This is what classes in 2017 look like.
I guess you don't need to have a degree to be the principal at Bayside High.
Is it time to curtail your eating habits?
Think you've got what it takes to beat 1734 other applicants to an internship with Dutch brewers, Heineken?