What a time to be alive.
We're not even joking about this - you have to see it to believe it.
Imagine chopping that thing up for a crab linguine.
Jonah Falcon, the man with the world's largest penis, has released a catchy pop song commemorating his legendary 13.5 inch wang.
Well, when you're travelling to Young Boys' ground and it's called the Wankdorf Stadium it would probably be rude not to, right?
I can't really say much more about this than the title, it says it all.