“He Nutted On My Leg” – Police On Hunt For Creep Who Ejaculated On Woman’s Leg In Discount Store
A manhunt has been launched after a man ejaculated onto…
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Man Jailed After Ejaculating Into His Colleague’s Water Bottle On Multiple Occasions
Lock him up and throw away the key.
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Vets Are Warning Vegans To Not Put Their Cats On A Plant Based Diet
Cruelty to animals.
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Man Jailed For Sexual Assault After Ejaculating On Stripper’s Leg
Control yourself.
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This Monkey And Deer Are In A More Loving Relationship Than Most Human Couples
Relationship goals.
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New York To Pass New Law That Bans Taxi Drivers From Ejaculating On Passengers
It happens more often than you think.
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This Girl Has Been Tweeting All The Weird Shit Her Boyfriend Says In His Sleep For The Past Four Months
‘I saw you with the apple. Whore.’
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An Italian Porn Star Has Started A University Of Porn Reality Show
University just got interesting.
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Watch Seal Have A Wank on Australia’s The Voice
Seal ejaculates everywhere because some girl was really good at singing.
