Trainspotting 2 Needs Extras For An 80s Nightclub Scene
Choose life.
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David Cameron Attempted A Scottish Accent And Failed Miserably
What an Eton mess.
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Pick-Up Artist Who Says Rape Should Be Legalised Is Organising Events In The UK
Introducing the worst human being alive.
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Girl Lies About Being Raped So She Can Get Out Of Her A Level Exam
She’s in the right place now, prison.
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Man Who Had Penis Ripped Off As A Child Now Has An 8 Inch Bionic Replacement
It must be so awesome having a bionic dick.
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Police Investigate Axe Murder Caught On Google Street View
This image captured by the Google street car in Edinburgh has sparked a police investigation.
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Danny Dyer’s Reflective Haikus
Danny Dyer reads reflective poetry in a pastiche of his own “hard man” programmes – what a don.
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Nigel Farage Attacked By Angry Mob In Scotland; Takes Refuge In Pub
Nigel Farage has received a less-than-warm welcome in his trip to Scotland. Could his poor planning be anything to do with his constant boozing?!
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EDINBURGH FRINGE HAS LANDED
It’s the time of year again, when tourists from all over the world flock to Edinburgh to take in the sights and a plethora of amazing, not so amazing and truly dreadful live shows.
