James Franco Wrote A Weird Essay About Not Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan
James Franco just making sure we all understand he never had sex with Lindsay Lohan.
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New Streaming Service Means DJs Won’t Actually Have To Turn Up At The Club
If you’re a DJ you won’t have to worry about showing up late to the club any more, or showing up at all for that matter.
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Jim Carrey Just Gave One Of The Best Graduation Speeches Ever
Jim Carrey dropped some serious wisdom during his graduation speech the other day.
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This Bear Is Facing Castration Because His Sexual Dominance Is Threatening The Species
Pyros the bear is facing castration because he’s so good at getting laid that people fears he’s limiting genetic diversity in his species.
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South Korea Spider Man Causing Controversy Because His Boner Is Pointing Towards A Kids’ Playground
Artist Eunsuk Yoo has this week been asked to either remove the boner or take down the whole thing.
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Dude Who’s Had Hiccups For Two Years Has Just Been Told That He’ll Never Be Cured
Hiccups are the worst, especially once you discover you’re going to have them 24/7 for the rest of your life.
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Weezer Drummer Catches Frisbee Mid-Song Without Missing A Beat
Probably the sickest thing Weezer have done in the last 10 years.
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RIP Rik Mayall 1958 — 2014
RIP to a true British comedy legend.
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Did This Guy Just Create The Greatest Breakfast Of All Time?
Pretty sure he did.
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Elevator Loses Control, Shoots Up 31 Floors In 15 Seconds And Smashes Into Roof
Ever had a scary elevator experience? It definitely wasn’t as bad as what this dude just went through.
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Chris Brown Throws Huge Porn Star Party To Celebrate Getting Out Of Prison
Chris Brown is out of prison and having a swell time.
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Japanese Crocodile Dentist Game Is Genuinely The Most Dangerous Toy Ever
This would go down so well at your next house party – seriously.
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Mum Starts Fundraiser For Son’s Porn Addiction
We were just like this kid and we turned out fine. What’s the problem?
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There’s Something In The Ocean Eating Great White Sharks
Some kind of giant killer squid or something is going around eating up sharks in Australia, according to this video.
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The CIA Cracking Jokes With Their First Tweet
Why do they need a Twitter account again?
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Mexican Kim Kardashian Takes Over Los Antrax Drug Cartel Hit Squad, Owns Pink AK-47
The new leader of Mexico’s Los Antrax hit squad is a Kim Kardashian lookalike who’s big on her social media game.
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VIDEO: Las Vegas Spank Prank
The Whatever crew go to Vegas to pull off the infamous Spank Prank.
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Paddy Power Destroy Rainforest To Promote World Cup Campaign
Someone has cut massive chunks out of the Brazilian Rainforest in order to write a supportive message for the England Football team.
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This Couple Broke Into Miley Cyrus’s House And Jacked Her $100,000 Maserati
This is the Bonnie and Clyde couple suspected of breaking into Miley Cyrus’s house and making off with her Maserati.
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Game Of Thrones Creator Will Write Your Death Into The Story For £20,000
Here’s your chance to appear in a future Game of Thrones novel and possibly the TV show too.
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VIDEO: Cats Dancing To Lil Jon Completely Setting The Internet On Fire
Now this is how you get 1.5 million views on YouTube.
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Donald Sterling Proves He’s Not A Racist By Going To Black Church For Two Hours
Well, I suppose that settles it.
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VIDEO: Kid Breaks Skull Trying To Do Back Flip On Dancefloor
Takes a lot of guts to step into the middle of the dance floor like this – shame it went so horribly wrong.
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Game Of Thrones Fans: Who Would You Choose To Represent You In A Trial By Combat?
Here are the top 5 people dead or alive you want representing you in a trial by combat.
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The Most Dangerous Website On The Web
There’s a brand new Internet superpower that’s about to be used for nothing but trolling and evil.
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Apple And Beats By Dre Put Out Their First Advert And It’s About The World Cup
The first collaboration between Apple and Beats by Dre is this 5 minute visual spectacular hyping the World Cup.
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Lana Del Rey Says She Doesn’t Give Two Shits About Feminism
Lana Del Rey just doesn’t find feminism interesting at all.
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Guy Trolls Cheating Girlfriend Hard When She Tries To Get Back With Him
This guy got meme-heavy on his his ex girlfriend after she tried to get back with him via text.
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5 Seriously Screwed Up YouTube Videos To Keep You Awake At Night
Were you looking to get any sleep tonight? Cool, us neither.
