James Franco Wrote A Weird Essay About Not Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan

James Franco just making sure we all understand he never had sex with Lindsay Lohan.

You might remember a while back Lindsay Lohan released a list of all the people she’s ever had sex with, which included James Franco. He was quick to deny he’d hooked up with Lohan however and months later is still keen to make sure everyone’s got that loud and clear.

So here, in his own words, is exactly what went down between them. He’s titled this piece ‘Bungalow 89’:

“Once upon a time a guy, a Hollywood guy, read some Salinger to a young woman who hadn’t read him before. Let’s call this girl Lindsay. She was a Hollywood girl, but a damaged one. I knew that she would like Salinger, because most young women do. I read her two of the Nine Stories, “A Perfect Day for Bananafish” and “For Esmé – with Love and Squalor.” “Bananafish” was great because it has a nagging mother on the other end of the phone line, nothing like Lindsay’s real mother, but still, the mother-daughter thing was good for her to hear. And there’s the little girl in the story, Sibyl, and the pale suicide, Seymour, who kisses her foot and talks about bananafish with her, those fantastic phallic fish who stick their heads in holes and gorge themselves–it should be called “A Perfect Day for Dickfish” – and then, bam, he shoots himself.” 

“For nine months, while they fixed my house, I was staying in the bungalows. First in 82, next to the little Buddha in the long, trickling fountain. Lindsay Lohan was there too. The Chateau was her home, and the staff were her servants. She got my room key. One night she came in at 3 AM. I woke up on the couch, trying not to look surprised. Instead of f*cking her, I read her a short story about a neglected daughter.”

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OK then, cheers for clearing that up dude. Sounds like it was a fun sleepover.


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