KONY BALONEY 2012- A MEATIER, LESS ‘ANGRY’ UPDATE.
I have had a couple of field days now not only observing reactions to KONY 2012, but giggling to myself at the to the bastard children of pretense my previous article spawned.
R.I.P. BIGGIE SMALLS
Let’s all smoke up a henny blunt in remembrance of the legend that was, that is, Mr Notorious BIG.
BOXING AFTER DARK
Now I’m not really too sure what this video is – is it a trailer? Is it a one off? Does it have actually have anything to do with HBO?
iHOBO
There’s a new app on the app marker called ‘iHobo’ – where you have to look after a homeless person so they don’t die.
KONY 2012 – MORE LIKE PHONEY 2012
Kony 2012 went viral yesterday but can’t we just take a look at the world and do something without all the sentimental crass bullshit the video put us through and the $30 it asked for at the end?
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE INTERNET
The average time spent fapping is 12 minutes each day by internet users.
DANNY DYER – YOU FACKIN’ MUG!
Some guy called ‘Glasgow Limmy’ managed to get hold of Danny Dyer’s mobile number (god knows how) and decided to give him a couple of prank calls. Here’s what he ended up with.
WHY LIONEL MESSI IS A DON
Lionel Messi is a complete don, here’s the proof. Not that anyone denies this but you know, everyone loves a new Messi video.
EUTHANASIA ROLLER COASTER
The euthanasia roller coaster is designed to kill its passengers, so make sure you double check the sequence of loops the next time you’re in the queue at Alton Towers.
THE WOMAN IN BLACK – RADCLIFFE’S EFFICACY
The Woman In Black is Daniel Radcliffe’s latest Hollywood blockbuster.
SUPER HORNET BREAKS SOUND BARRIER
Here’s a video of a plane breaking the sound barrier and making that super cool cloud vapour (which apparently has nothing to do with breaking the sound barrier) over a crowded beach.
BLUR DO A LOAD OF COKE AND ADELE GIVES THE FINGER… IT’S THE BRITS 2012!
If you’ve recorded the Brits 2012 just delete it and read this post.
DOG TROLLING
Ok so this isn’t really dog trolling as it’s not real, but the video’s made really well, it’s funny and it’s had over a zillion hits on YouTube.
JAPANESE FART ART
These Japanese drawings from over 300 years ago show more than just Japanese culture, they demonstrate a slight obsession with farting.
BUZZ ALDRIN PUNCHES ANNOYING GUY IN THE FACE
Buzz Aldrin must hate it when smucks like Bart Sibrel constantly give him shit for apparently not going to the moon. I mean come on guys, he obviously did, haven’t you seen the pictures?
How To Have An Acid Trip, Without Taking Acid
What better way to start a fresh Monday morning than experiencing an acid trip without actually taking acid.
Haye Vs Chisora – Big Match Preview: Who’s The Biggest Cunt?
Last night British boxing had it’s darkest hour yet, thanks to current no. 1 cunt of England, Dereck Chisora.
DERECK CHIRSORA SLAPS VITALI KLITSCHKO AT WEIGH-IN
I couldn’t have asked or a better video than this one to wake up to on this fine Saturday morning.
BASEMENT BASKETBALL (CIRCA 1990)
This specky ginger kid tears it hard in his basement, rocking out like it’s 1990 with the jams blastin’ and the dunks flyin’. Time to get pumped!
SPANDY ANDY RIPS IT ON THE BEACH IN HIS SPARKLY SPEEDOS
Right, I don’t care what any of you say, this guy is the SHIT.
DUDE ROLLS INTO PUB WITH CHAINSAW BUT GETS KNOCKED OUT
Dean Dinnen was pretty pissed off when he was told to put his cigarette out at the Endyke pub in Hull, so he returned with a chainsaw and the intention of causing some serious damage.
DEATH CHANT THAT WILL HELP YOU GIVE UP SMOKING
Wish you could give up smoking just by hearing a chant? Turns out you (kind of) can.
GET INSPIRED ON A MONDAY MORNING
It’s been scientifically proven that Monday mornings are the hardest times to get out of your warm bed. This video may help you with this problem
