Scientists Discover You Were Literally Born To Love Or Hate Marmite FOOD / By timw_brap It’s in your genes.
Naked Dude Caught Soiling Himself Outside Strip Club Before Trying To Get Into Another Pub NOT THE NEWS / By Billy Bronson Another level of wasted.
Man Stabs His Older Brother To Death For Clogging Up The WiFi NEWS / By Midori Lee When gaming is life.
PHOTOS: Celebrating The True Essence Of Sex, Drugs And Rock’n’Roll PHOTOS / By Midori Lee Going underground.
Study Finds New AI Can Use Your Face To Guess Whether You’re Gay Or Straight NEWS / By Midori Lee The ultimate gaydar.
‘Itsy Bitsy’ Is Here To Reignite Your Fear Of Spiders MOVIES / By timw_brap Don’t get caught in its web.
Husband Secretly Filmed Wife Battering Him After Worrying The Police Wouldn’t Believe Him NEWS / By Billy Bronson Last resort.
The Cheesecake KitKat Chunky Is Here To Ruin Your Diet And Fulfill Your Chocolaty Dreams FOOD / By Midori Lee Nom, nom, nom.
Surgery Addict’s Botched Nose Job Leaves Him With Excruciating Permanent Erection NOT THE NEWS / By Midori Lee Ouch.
Study Shows People Don’t Take Hurricanes With Female Names Seriously LIFE / By Billy Bronson Hurricane Irma, how cute.
Banksy Is Flogging A Load Of His Original Artworks For Just Twenty Quid NEWS / By Billy Bronson Get in there.
Woman Catches Cheating Fiancé After His Secret Wife Appears As Suggested Friend On Facebook LIFE / By Billy Bronson Double life.
The New ‘South Park’ Game’s Difficulty Level Is Determined On Your Character’s Skin Colour GAMING / By Midori Lee Token is not happy.
Vile Racist Gets Arrested For Posting ‘Let’s Kill Every Muslim We See’ On Facebook NEWS / By Midori Lee Hatred of this level will not be tolerated.
Teenagers Continue To Attempt Suicide In Final Level Of Disturbing ‘Blue Whale’ Game NEWS / By Billy Bronson The ‘Blue Whale’ lives on.
Are You Brave Enough To Take On The Greggs Bakery Challenge? FOOD / By Midori Lee 11,500 calories in one sitting.
Chinese Village Celebrates ‘Dog Carrying Day’ By Carrying Dog Around All Day NOT THE NEWS / By Billy Bronson It’s tradition.
Man Gets Fined £60 For Taking Over An Hour To Eat His KFC Meal FOOD / By Billy Bronson You’ve gotta do better than that.