The Unsung Heroes: The Best Saves Of 2012
We covered the goals pretty comprehensively on Sick Chirpse at the end of 2012 but we carelessly neglected the guys between the sticks. These saves are completely outrageous.
February 1, 2013
What If Breaking Bad Was A Sitcom?
It’s remarkably easy to turn Breaking Bad into a sitcom just by adding some canned laughter and applause tracks, which is pretty surprising considering how goddamn serious it is all the time. Check out a Breaking Bad sitcom here.
Tapioca Terror On The High Seas
Bit of an odd title I know, but I’m not even mucking about. Tapioca brought a 12,000 tonne freighter to it’s watery knees.
Women And Men Screwing Dogs And Becoming Internet Superstars
I got one of the grossest tip offs in Sick Chirpse history last week when some guy sent me a link to a video of a dog ramming the absolute shit out of some ho. It left me visibly shaken. Check it out here.
Some Finnish Dude Scored A Rabona Penalty
Rabona goals are dope but I haven’t ever seen anyone have the balls to step up and take a rabona penalty ever. This Finnish dude did though and absolutely nailed it.
Bizarre Standoff Between LAPD And Man Inhaling A Balloon
I’ve seen a few televised standoffs between police and hostages/gunmen etc but I’ve never seen one between the LAPD and a guy blowing up balloons.
Someone Made An Open Heart Surgery Simulation Game And It’s Completely Awesome
It’s also completely insane and nothing like what I imagine open heart surgery to be like, but I guess that’s where its charm lies. It’s also pretty addictive and really frustrating, like all the best games.
The UK’s Funniest Prank
It’s easy to prank someone in the 21st century and these guys nail it on one hapless victim, simply by phoning him and telling him he has trials at Oldham Athletic football club. He then proceeds to post a plethora of inane status updates about it that will make you piss yourself.
Michael Jackson’s First Ever Superbowl Halftime Show
The Superbowl Halftime Show is pretty much one of the biggest events on Earth right now, but they used to just have lameass marching bands instead of international superstars performing it. One man changed that though. His name? Michael Jackson.
Subwoofer Cat
Sometimes it’s the simple things in life that give you the most pleasure, like a cat sitting on a sub woofer while it’s woofing, for example.
Serbian Prime Minister Gets Flashed During Interview
The people behind this prank run a TV show that’s called ‘Mission Impossible’, which I think is a pretty accurate name if your mission was to capture the Serbian Prime Minister staring at some hottie’s fanny while a bunch of TV cameras were rolling.
Polish Rapper Has Eyes Tattooed And Facial Scarification
The title says it all. If you want to see a man have his eyes tattooed and then have his face cut open voluntarily you are in the right district.
Is This The Stupidest Free Kick Ever?
There’s no other way to describe this, other than you have to watch it because it’s the stupidest free kick you’ll ever see. You’ll know what I mean when you see it.
