Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The perfect excuse to stay in bed.
Imagine the damage that would have caused.
Here's hoping that nothing actually does happen to such a great city.
She had set the alarm on her phone to coincide with the start of the sales.
Another bleak chapter in humanity's big book of errors: Black rain, red forests, poisonous clouds, cancer, birth defects, lies and destruction.
Drake's been caught slipping again - this time he tries and fails to start his Bugatti Veyron after a night out.