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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #64

“I make ceramic penises of all the people I’ve slept with.”

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go.

pulhair

And we’re off…

atleastaskfor6s

At least ask for a 6s

fairs

Fairs

erwhat

Dark

revengedishserved

Revenge is a dish best served… with jizz?

wildestprofpic

Savages

withpermission

With their permission I hope

riprobbi

Brutal

tsssss

Your weekly reminder that you’d swipe right on a TS before it even registers

outofhaandharambe

This is getting a bit silly now

comp1

comp2

Fellas – you got some serious competition this week

lol3

Lol

makessense1

Figures

vegnvagisntt

Good to know

ifuinsistt

If you insist!

takealapnate

Take a lap Nate

wudntexpecttolast

Wouldn’t expect this one to last

beewbbiggerhead

When your tits are literally bigger than your head

eerm

Erm…?

donttrusthermate

Don’t trust her mate

cantunsee

Artsyerdeal

Er, deal

gynodom

Aaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.


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