Rude.
Grim.
Here's a novel way of reviving a knocked out competitor in an organised charity fight - give him a hand job.
Sinister wake up call.
No mercy.
The perfect excuse to stay in bed.
Pull the other one pal.
Take note, Starbucks.
Mornings just got awesome.
This is seriously creepy stuff.
Rise and shine every time.
Start the day as you mean to go on – by toppling the entire bunk bed over and smashing your face.