The perfect conundrum.
This really would be something.
The awkwardness is palpable.
Strictly Come Dancing are not happy.
Bit hot under the collar, are we?
A dealer used to come to their desks selling â€œrecreational items of interestâ€ once a month. Handy that.
What the hell is Djibril Cisse thinking with this one?
Apparently he's the head of a group of investors who are aiming to buy the BBC in order to save it from...