Survival of the fittest.
When cheese is life.
You won't see it coming but it will take you out.
He got what he deserved.
When you're pissed off with someone in a takeaway, just hit them with the nearest shovel, naturally.
Naturally, the Internet has gone to town on the Shovel Girl Knockout video and produced four rather fine remixes of the footage.
Iâ€™m not one to watch an 8 minute long video without fast forwarding but Iâ€™m ashamed to say I watched this one...
A bizarre altercation between two motorists which ends in a knife vs shovel fight and includes one guy slipping off the icy...
Not exactly the most pressing of questions, but still an intriguing one.