Science
Willing Woman Needed For Neanderthal Pregnancy
Harvard Professor desperately searching for a woman to give birth to the first ever Neanderthal in 33,000 years. Yeah… good luck with that.
Why Human Cryogenics Is Bullshit
‘Stop trying to make Human Cryogenics happen, it’s not going to happen!’ It is nothing but a bad idea and this is why.
All Hail The “Fat Particle”. At Last.
Scientists have found the elusive God Particle. But what does it all mean?
Obama Fires Marshmallow Cannon In Whitehouse
The most powerful man in the world takes a break to try out a new air cannon that fires marshmallows.