Danny Baker Has Been Fired From The BBC After Comparing The Royal Baby To A Chimp
What an idiot.
It’s going to be ‘Barack’, isn’t it?
This town crier smashed the royal baby announcement. Let’s get one for Sick Chirpse.
Immerse yourself in the cauldron of anticipation and excitement that is St. Mary’s Hospital in Paddington. But be careful – you might not be able to leave!
Unless you live under a rock, you’ve probably heard that the (increasingly balding) Prince William and his wife (way out of his league) Kate Middleton are expecting a baby in the next few weeks – and it needs a name. Queue hilarious speculation.