Worst night out ever.
It even has a note saying 'bet that hurt' on it.
He'll pay anything for information on his whereabouts.
Who are we to judge.
Why did he make that up?
Not surprising really.
No one could see that coming.
Obviously weren't paying attention in biology.
'It really put me off my dinner.'
All the feels.
There seems to be a whole load of people coming out lately claiming they’re from the future and making up all sorts...
Have you got what it takes to be a Titan?
For once he had no comeback.
There’s no excuse.
This is a pretty unbelievable reason.
He says it was an "accident".
It's not looking so good for the East Midlands.