Happens to the best of us.
Snitches get stitches.
The weirdest thing you'll watch all week.
Get your glad rags out.
There is a God.
Another one bites the dust.
Well played mate.
With Fabric closing, is this the end of an era?
All your prayers have been answered.
It's happening, the MET's war with London night life has stepped up a gear.
There are some pretty special ones in there, if you know what I mean.