Dream job alert.
Dread to think what he's gonna be like.
An eye for an eye.
It's about time.
This is an incredible story. Just wait until the punchline.
Taking getting stoned on the job to a whole new level.
This is destined to become the next big superfood craze.
Deep fat frying with your hands, slicing on balloons and popcorn cannons - check this out.
Morrissey tops himself again with another nonsensical and ridiculous outburst that nobody asked for.