How sick can you get?
What a turnaround.
If you suddenly lose the ability to be funny, you might want to get checked out.
She's drunk three Miller High Lifes and a shot of whiskey every day for the past 70 years.
If this doesn't hit you right in the feels then your heart is made of ice.
This is really really icky.
A restaurant owner from Texas has decided to sell his business so that one of his waitresses can afford to have surgery...