10) EVERYONE IS JUDGING YOU WHILST YOU JUDGE THEM 

I think this is why swimming is a great leveller. I mean, we spend our whole lives judging other people and the way they look but when you go swimming, you can REALLY judge people and come up with all sort of crazy assumptions. The old man wearing the suit and practicing his underwater photography is just trying to learn a new skill whilst cleaning his clothes. The Olympic swimmers know they’re better than you. Daddy is feeling all smug, swimming about with his big willy and even Andrew Humble’s turd probably has a shitty opinion. The lifeguards may be luminous beauties from Planet Sex but you’ve judged this and by jove, they’re judging you. So when Forrest Gump said “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.” He was wrong, he should’ve said “Life is like a swimming pool, full of weird cunts who are judging you.” He should’ve gone swimming rather than running. I think I’ve stumbled on the synopsis for the next film.

☛ More Judgment: Dog The Bounty Hunter Is Pursuing Edward Snowden 

To sum this up! Where else can you legally go and hang out in your underwear with a bunch off people you don’t know, who are from all different backgrounds and all different ages while covered in liquids and socialising? Answer: Holland.