4) DADDY’S WILLY
Daddy’s willy is why going swimming is weird. Why? Coz the other day I went swimming, and I went for my pre-swim pee and there’s a kid and his dad just going into a cubicle. I assume they were both peeing at the same time because the child proclaimed “Daddy, you have a very big willy.” The dad kinda just chuckled, fully knowing that I was in there too. I just ambled out the toilets and hoped that one day someone would tell me that I had a big willy… even if it was my three year old son (who has no actual understanding of size or spacial awareness).
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