Ten Reasons Why Going Swimming Is Weird

8) SYNCHRONISED SWIMMING

Let’s face it, you probably won’t see many synchronised swimmers in your local pool. Wanna know why? Because they’re all taking E so they can get a proper gurn on for their competitions. Yes, it’s highly skilled but it’s got to be the most boring sport since cricket. And I love cricket. Actually water-cricket might be fun! Next time you go swimming, try and play water-cricket and let me know if it’s any fun. If it isn’t fun, then at least you can try and drown yourself.

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