8) SYNCHRONISED SWIMMING

Let’s face it, you probably won’t see many synchronised swimmers in your local pool. Wanna know why? Because they’re all taking E so they can get a proper gurn on for their competitions. Yes, it’s highly skilled but it’s got to be the most boring sport since cricket. And I love cricket. Actually water-cricket might be fun! Next time you go swimming, try and play water-cricket and let me know if it’s any fun. If it isn’t fun, then at least you can try and drown yourself.

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