Idiot
Motorbikes are dangerous. FACT. They might be cool, manly and good for bypassing traffic jams, but they are death traps. Anyone who fools about on a motorcycle is asking, in an earnest fashion, for whole heaps of trouble.
(I once rented a motorbike in Thailand. I fell off having traveled less than 30 metres. I handed the death machine straight back to the confused rental man and haven’t touched one since).
In 2004, a bloke named Michael was riding his motorbike in Washington. He crashed into a guard rail and died. Why? He was steering with his feet. I mean, come on?
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