CHAOS IN YOUR TOWN
Cause chaos in your town with the help of Google Maps.
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CHIRPSES
REALLY WEIRD HELMETS
Here’s some really weird helmets, including a boob helmet, an arse helmet and extremely weird bald head helmet.
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MANCHESTER AFTER THE APOCALYPSE
Here’s to Manchester as a human devoid wasteland where the buildings have been left to decay.
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WOMAN IMPRISONED ON SCIENTOLOGY CRUISE SHIP FOR 12 YEARS
Who doesn’t like cruises? Who wouldn’t want to be imprisoned on a cruise ship for twelve years?
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MOBILE HOMELESS SHELTER
Paul Welkins just loves building stuff. Here’s some photos of Paul’s ‘Mobile Homeless Shelter’.
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HOW TO NAIL ANY GIRL AT ANY PARTY
Want to learn how you can nail any girl you want at any party you go to? Follow these simple steps.
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MAN HAS THUMB REPLACED WITH BIG TOE
James Bryne accidentally chopped off his thumb during a DIY accident, so his surgeon decided to replace it with his big toe.
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RETURN TO ZORK. RETURN TO CURIOSITY AND TOTAL DESPAIR!
I examine the very ambitious but overblown graphic sequel to the legendary series of text parser based games. Although very dated it is worth checking out.
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FAVORITE NEW TUMBLR: TEXTS FROM BENNETT
Texts from Bennett Tumblr: These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett.
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SHIT TATTOOS
Rosie Brovent, from a trailer park in Ohio, is seeking the equivalent of £6000 damages from her (now ex) boyfriend after he tattooed a massive turd on her back. Rosie requested a scene from the mystical story of Narnia but signed her rights away on a document stating that she would allow the tattoo to
MILEY CYRUS ADMITS SHE’S A STONER
Miley Cyrus admits she smokes too much weed in this video.
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WIN YOUR NEXT FIGHT
UFC legend Bas Rutten shares practical (if somewhat mental) advice on self defence in street fights.
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SAMSUNG DISSES IPHONE USERS IN NEW ADVERT
Samsung’s new advert portrays Apple iPhone users as being dorky, obsessive, wannabe-creative geeks, which know isn’t true, cos they’re all complete sluts!
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I WAS REALLY DRUNK WHEN I WROTE THIS
I wrote this when I was really drunk. I don’t remember ever writing it, but I woke up in the morning and there it was, glaring at me. It seems alcohol releases the frantic darkness festering in the damp recesses of my brain.
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INUDGE: SPEND THE NEXT 5 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY MAKING SOME MUSIC
iNudge means your nan can make some music without the faintest knowledge of sequencers, VSTs or even basic musical knowledge.
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HOW TO WIN AN ARGUMENT
Follow these 38 steps to winning an argument against your girlfriend/boyfriend/brother/sister/teacher/landlord or parole officer.
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PAKISTAN BANS ‘DONG’ AND 1,700 OTHER WORDS FROM TEXT MESSAGES
Pakistan have banned words like ‘Ass Bagger’, ‘Ass Monkey’, ‘Cock Cowboy’, ‘Dong’, ‘Athlete’s Foot’, ‘Jesus Christ’, ‘Fairy’ and ‘Glazed Donut’ (?!?!) from being sent in text messages.
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INSIDE AIR FORCE ONE
Experiencing a flight inside Air Force One is something that only a hand full of people can say they’ve done, so here’s your next best option, a bunch of photos taken from inside the President’s jet.
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MALCOLM BRENNER REVEALS SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH DOLPHIN
Malcolm Brenner got fucked up on acid and LSD in the 70’s and ended up fvcking a dolphin for 9 months. A tale of forbidden love – ‘It’s like Romeo and Juliet except Juliet is a 400 pound dolphin.’
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SICK CHIRPSE CHRISTMAS LIST #1
With Christmas approaching we’ve got a few items on our Christmas list that we’d like you to buy us. Thanks.
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THE PERFECT GAME
The Sick Chirpser returns and tells you how to bed a girl within 8 hours of meeting her – also known as The Perfect Game.
DALSTON SUPERSTARS
The Real World according to Dalston has finally arrived.
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89 YEAR OLD BARONESS STICKS FINGERS UP AT PEER IN HOUSE OF LORDS
After Lord King of Bridgewater disses Baroness Trumpington of Sandwich in the House of Lords he’s met with an almighty ‘fvck you’.
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QUSTODIAN – MAKE MONEY ON YOUR SMARTPHONE DOING NOTHING
Qustodian sounds too good to be true. Well it isn’t.
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Best Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Ending Ever
What do you do when you’re faced with the million dollar question? Act like a complete badass.
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LIFE: PHOTOS FROM THE PAST
Life magazine dedicates it’s 75th anniversary edition to a hardback coffee table edition, packed full of wonderful photos from the past century.
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MARIO BALOTELLI GOES TO WWE EVENT WEARING MARIO BALOTELLI SHIRT
Mario Balotelli just gets better and better.
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DATING ARIANE
What is the best way to waste time on the internet? By trying to get into the pants of a computer generated woman, obviously.
FOUR MIDGETS RELAY RACE AGAINST A CAMEL
The title says it all really.
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IS LANA DEL REY A FRAUD?
Is the music by the golden girl of indie as fake as her lips are?
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