STREAM ZOMBY’S NEW ALBUM: DEDICATION
Mystery man Zomby has been a favourite of mine since I first heard his hyperdub releases a few years back. He’s just released his second album entitled ‘Dedication’ – stream it over at Disco Naivete for free.
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ELEVEN BY MARK WATSON
This brilliant and original new novel by Mark Watson is a Must Read for all ages. Here are the reasons why you should pick up this book the next time you see it.
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JIM MORRISON’S 40 YEAR DEATH MYSTERY
It has been 40 years since Jim Morrison, lead singer of American superband The Doors was found dead in the bathroom of his French apartment. Or so they say…
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NIKE: BEFORE AND AFTER RONALDO
Nike have put together this dope video showing us the impact that Ronaldo has had on the game of Football. Nike always make super sick adverts, this one not failing to produce goose-pimples, just like the rest.
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WIN TICKETS TO ROCK EN SEINE WITH FRANCOPHONIK
Francophonik is a cool new website that is offering its readers the chance to win tickets to the awesome Rock En Seine festival.
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NEWS OF THE WORLD PRINTS ITS LAST WORDS
After being caught ball deep in phone hacking scandals the News of the World has printed its final words in its last ever edition, printed July 10.
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MONKEY RAPES GOAT
Can’t really develop on this one, just check it out for yourself.
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THE TIT TRUCK
A new service seen in the form of an ice cream van with a boob on the top of it, offering support to mothers who choose to breastfeed in public.
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WOMAN FINDS THIRD NIPPLE ON HER FOOT
With nipples popping up all over the place, namely on tit-trucks and baby dolls, we are excited to bring you some new nipple news.
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HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY PINT
Daniel Radcliffe admits he had a drinking problem – cue shocked fans.
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NEWS CORP – THE EVIL EMPIRE THAT JUST KEEPS GIVING
Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp is preparing to take over BSkyB, despite being embroiled in the biggest media scandal in recent history. Let’s hope the sinking of the News of the World also signals the end of the BSkyB deal.
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IT’S JUST LIKE EATING RAZORBLADE SANDWICHES
An unflinching short story that explores the darker side of love, contempt and indifference. Don’t live in denial and purgatory. Be one of those who escape the trap.
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DOGBOARDING: NEW SPORT?
Yo dude wanna go for a skate, on some DOGS?
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HAYE VS KLIT: KLITSCHKO EXPLAINS THE STORY, IN PHOTOS
Wladimir Klitschko has uploaded a picture story to Youtube documenting his beef with David Haye – and it’s gold.
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ED SHEERAN: PERFECT FOR SUMMER
Ed Sheeran’s quickly becoming one of the summer’s hottest artists – here’s why.
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GEORGE MICHAEL’S TRUE FAITH AND OTHER SHIT COVER VERSIONS
George Michael’s latest catastrophe accompanied by a host of other cover versions that are unbelievably dire.
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COUNTDOWN TO T IN THE PARK!
A preview of 2011’s T in the Park. Including the thoughts of those playing the festival for the first time.
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ALIEN PREQUEL, PROMETHEUS, OFFICIAL PLOT SYNOPSIS RELEASED
Not too long ago an “insider†on the project “leaked†a plot synopsis on the web and as you can imagine it spread like wildfire. I could almost believe that it’s real if it wasn’t for the spelling mistakes and the shit punctuation and grammar.
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WASHED OUT SET TO SOUNDTRACK THE SUMMER ONCE AGAIN
Washed Out looks set to claim a whole season to himself yet again with the release of Within and Without this month.
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HAYE HAMMERED BY KLITSCHKO
Haye was utterly outclassed by the giant Ukrainian, losing almost every round on points and having his bum hit the canvas more times than his gloves hit Klitschko’s face.
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CHERYL COLE GOES BLONDE
First Jen An, then the Biebz, now Chezza – again.
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BEST NEW TUMBLR FIND: GIRLS THAT LOOK LIKE SKRILLEX
Not content to simply ruin a musical genre, Skrillex has now come to ruin a gender.
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BEAR GRYLLS v. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Jake Gyllenhaal cuddles up with Bear Grylls for the Man vs. Wild premiere.
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CARSON YEUNG – OWNER OF BIRMINGHAM CITY F.C. ARRESTED
Carson Yeung – hairdresser turned multi millionaire is arrested in Hong Kong.
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TÉA LEONI AND DAVID DUCHOVNY SPLIT
Téa Leoni (Jurassic Park III) and David Duchovny (X-Files) have officially split for the second time with Duchovny’s addiction to online smut being the blame.
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U2 PROTESTERS CLASH AT GLASTONBURY
Protesters clash with security guards after a demonstration gone awry during the opening song of U2’s long awaited Glastonbury Festival debut.
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HALP & SDUK – “LUNGE”
To jump start the Seclus Jockey releases, the union of Seclusiasis and Slit Jockey Records, we at Sick Chirpse have a collaboration track from SDUK and Halp that is called “Lunge”.
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Guillaume NEry: Freefall Underwater Diving Champion
Guillaume Nery dives down to over 100 metres on one single breath, is his secret his massive heavy balls?
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GHOST CHILI (BHUT JOLOKIA)
The Bhut Jolkia (AKA Ghost Chili) is the hottest Chili in the world. Here’s a video of some poor guy eating one.
