‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Will Let You Customise Your Genitals, Shag Prostitutes And Do Drugs

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‘The Last Of Us Part II’ might be the hyped up game at the moment with its release imminent in about six weeks time, but after that everyone knows that ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ is going to be the next big thing.

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The futuristic first person free roaming RPG sees you acting as a mercenary and getting into all sorts of trouble, but some interesting new tidbits on the game have just been released courtesy of the ESRB ratings report. These include the fact that you’re able to have sex with a bunch of people in the game, take drugs and eaven customise your genitals to achieve that non binary/all axclusive feeling that you’ve always wanted from a video game.

Here’s what the report actually said:

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Players can select a gender and customize their character; customization can include depictions of breasts, buttocks, and genitalia, as well as various sizes and combinations of genitals.

Players can encounter events where they have the option to engage in sexual activities with other main characters or prostitutes.

These brief sex scenes (from a first-person perspective) depict partially nude characters moaning suggestively while moving through various positions.

Some scenes contain brief depictions of thrusting motions; other scenes depict a character’s head moving towards a partner’s crotch.

The game contains frequent depictions and references to fictional drugs, including characters taking puffs/hits from a state-altering inhaler/stimulant; an animated billboard ad depicts a man snorting speed.

Some sequences allow the player to drink alcoholic beverages repeatedly until the screen distorts; player’s character can also drive cars while drunk. The words “f**k” and “c*nt” appear in the dialogue.

I mean I don’t know if these very basic additions to a game’s interface are supposed to get me excited and pumped up for it, but they really have. It just makes it sound like a cooler version of GTA right and we all know how much fun GTA is to play. Only problem is that it’s gonna be hard to have clocked ‘The Last Of Us Part II’ before this one drops on September 17th, even if we’re still in lockdown by then.

For more of the same, here’s the gameplay trailer to Cyberpunk 2077. Looks phenomenal even before all these recent additions.


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