17) Successful Muskrat Farming
Just so you know, the muskrat is a medium-sized semiaquatic rodent native to North America. It’s called a muskrat because it looks like a rat and smells musky, simple as that. I don’t know what you would farm them for though. Their fur I guess. I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be their milk. On a similar note, have you ever tried dog milk? Yummy.
18) The Best Fences
What’s worse than being a bus or train geek? A fence geek:
19) Stray Shopping Carts
The only thing that disappoints me about this book is the fact that it only covers the eastern section of North America. What about the other regions? So many shopping carts left uncharted?! In this book, author Julian Montague has created an elaborate classification system of abandoned shopping carts, accompanied by photographic documentation of actual stray cart sightings. I’m not sure it’s entirely serious, and even if it is, trolley spotting kicks the crap out of bus, train and fence spotting.
20) Baboon Metaphysics
Yes, exactly: BABOON METAPHYSICS. That’s right.
There you go, finished. If you find any ridiculous books make sure to pass them my way please @timboynewtron
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