Christian Bale Is A Nice Guy, Apparently
It turns out that Christian Bale is quite a nice human being, when he calls up young cancer patient Zach Grey to discuss Batman. Here’s a recording of the conversation.
January 24, 2013
Wang XianXiang Is A Chinese Man Who Likes To Lift Weights With His Eyelids
If you don’t know what a Chinese Eyelid Weightlifter is, then take a guess. You’re probably right and yeah, it looks pretty horrific. Check out some pictures in here.
SPLASH: The Sound Of Turds Falling
You’ve seen or at least heard of ITV’s Splash. Hell, we’ve written about it before but it’s so gash we had to do it again, complete with some other ideas for equally nonsensical celebrity challenge shows and the ideal contestants and judges, including celebrity human centipede.
Tottenham Succeed In Cloning Gareth Bale
If you’re a Spurs fan worried that Gareth Bale might be off in the summer then fear not. The guys down at White Hart Lane’s youth academy have succeeded in cloning him.
Cats Vs Treadmill
Cats and a treadmill, what could possibly be so funny about that? Well cats are generally known to make pretty much anything funny, and a treadmill is usually associated with loads of funny fail videos, so surely the two coming together would be a recipe for a funny ass video? Correct.
Eden Hazard Sent Off For Booting Director Of Swansea’s Son In The Ribs During Match
Last night Eden Hazard was sent off for kicking the a Swansea ball boy during a match. It turns out the ball boy was the Director of Swansea’s son and he now had 80K Twitter followers.
