You’ve seen or at least heard of ITV’s Splash. Hell, we’ve written about it before but it’s so gash we had to do it again, complete with some other ideas for equally nonsensical celebrity challenge shows and the ideal contestants and judges, including celebrity human centipede.
SPLASH: The Sound Of Turds Falling Read More »
Sky Living have decided to document Steps’ journey back to ‘stardom’ on our televisions. What a relief to us all that is.
STEPS: They’re Back And On Our TV – FFS Read More »
Sounds like a fairytale but it’s written by Simon Amstell, so it’s not.
Grandma’s House: Simon Amstell’s Finest Hour (Well, Half Hour) Read More »
Would you like an inside look into the life of a sellout, failed musician which isn’t a comedy?
Peter Andre’s My Life: Is he the biggest douchebag on TV? Read More »
Do you want to follow the lives of the social elite? No, I didn’t think so.
Made In Chelsea: The Uninteresting Lives Of Posh Assholes Read More »
After the mediocre ‘Life’s too short’ will Derek be the next jewel in Ricky Gervais’ comedy crown?
Derek: Ricky Gervais In His Most Controversial Role Ever. Read More »
The number one fantasy show returns with more naughty stuff that puts The Lord of the Rings to shame. And so it should!
Game Of Thrones: Swords, Sex, Stabbings And A Dwarf Read More »
Downton Abbey at sea but it’s on an ‘unsinkable’ ship called the Titanic which sinks. Irony.
ITV’s Titanic: It Sinks! Read More »
Jack Bauer is back and this time he is a baggage handler called Martin who must discover what his autistic son is drawing! Wow!
Touch: Kiefer Sutherland is back and ISN’T called Jack Bauer Read More »
The BBC’s film review show has gone through a few changes but have they been of benefit?
The Death of Film 2012 With Claudia Winkleman Read More »
Critically acclaimed US show ‘Homeland’ has arrived and raises the serious issue of ginger terrorists.
Homeland: Can You Really Trust This Ginger? Read More »
Sky Atlantic’s newest big money TV show hits our screens, and it’s about horses running and men watching them.
LUCK: A NEW BOARDWALK EMPIRE? Read More »
Teen pregnancy is no laughing matter? Or is it?
TELEVISUALS: PRAMFACE Read More »
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