Brazilian Prisoner Too Fat To Escape
Brazilian prisoner is too fat to escape prison and the dumb fvck gets caught in a wall.
December 7, 2012
A New Way To Lose Weight
If you drink as much as me you’re probably always looking for a way to get rid of that gut. Well this guy has found a novel new method that I don’t think anyone’s ever thought of before which also happens to be hilarious. Check it.
First There Was Milking And Now There’s Porting
So Milking was kinda funny last week, but porting is way way funnier and is a direct attempt by Newcastle’s greatest rivals Durham to completely rinse them, so porting is actually really funny.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 15 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.
Jamie O’Hara Gets Rinsed On Twitter And Is Forced To Delete His Account
When will celebrities learn? If you’re gonna say something dumb on twitter, all your followers (and probably the national press) are gonna diss you about it and you’re gonna look like an idiot and probably delete your account like a pussy. Step up Jamie O’Hara.
Almost Famous Make Ridiculous Burgers (And Give You Free Shots)
If you ever want to know what it feels like to be destroyed by masses of filthy juicy meat then go and order this burger.
Nicolas Cage Acting In Movies He Wasn’t Even In
Nic Cage is an awesome dude and a favourite at Sick Chirpse. Here’s some golden, long-lost footage of him acting in movies that he wasn’t even in.
The Obsolete Christmas Carol
The light is fading, the Christmas lights are up, the frost creeps from the shadows but the festive season is not all as it seems. Something stirs in the half-light…
